Have an Unreal Thanksgiving Holiday Card

Ever show up to a Thanksgiving meal expecting turkey and get tofurkey? This card leans into the strange and slightly absurd things that make family holidays what they are. 

Have an Unreal Thanksgiving includes:
• gluten-free stuffing
• nut-free pecan pie
• tofurkey
• sugar-free apple pie
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter mashed potatoes
• vegan gravy

Perfect for believers, nonbelievers, picky eaters, people with dietary restrictions, and anyone with a sense of humor.

• This card is hand-illustrated and hand-lettered
• Blank inside
• A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) with a matching envelope
• Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock

Stacey O'Nary is an NYC-based independent greeting-card studio creating witty, heartfelt designs since 2025.

Please note: colors may vary slightly from screen to printed item.

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