Have an Unreal Passover Holiday Card

Whether for a believer, a nonbeliever, or someone just trying to survive the holidays, this card clebrates the funny parts of the season.

This card leans into the strange and slightly absurd things that make the holidays what they are.

Have an Unreal Passover includes:
• gluten-free matzoh balls
• non-alcoholic Manichevitz
• vegetarian chicken soup
• name take for Elijah who showed up
• gluten-free matzoh
• nut free charoset
• low-sodium salt water (for the bitter herbs)

Perfect for believers, nonbelievers, picky eaters, people with dietary restrictions, and anyone with a sense of humor.

• This card is hand-illustrated and hand-lettered
• Blank inside
• A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) with a matching envelope
• Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock

Stacey O'Nary is an NYC-based independent greeting-card studio creating witty, heartfelt designs since 2025.